Save the Carrot Tops!
I was reading in a book recently and came across this interesting and somewhat saddening peice of information:
Within 100 years redheads will be extinct!
I pondered the validity of such an outlandish idea, so I googled it. Yep! It must be true! Cuz if it’s on the internet there’s no question to the integrity of the statement. How sad.
My people. My red-headed brothers and sisters. Carrot Tops. Slowly dying out.
Apparently, we rusty locked fellows prefer not to marry or procreate with “our own kind.”
The government should do something about this… don’t you think?
Becky replied:
Cam…you’re such a goof! You haven’t been red-haired in YEARS!
September 5, 2007 at 10:52 pm. Permalink.
mitzy replied:
Does anyone really have thier “real ” haircolor anymore?..
September 6, 2007 at 10:04 am. Permalink.
neil replied:
I say, why wait 100 years? Have them all gather for some sort of census and take them to the showers.
That comment oughta bring more of the jewish community to your blog, Cami. Granted, not the kind of traffic you want…but at least Mel Gibson may stop by.
September 6, 2007 at 12:44 pm. Permalink.
neil replied:
awaiting moderation? Gaaaaah!
September 6, 2007 at 12:44 pm. Permalink.